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Splashing Car Wash Charity Event

Event Details
Date:
Sat, Dec 13 & Sun, 14, 2008

Time:
Dec 13: 8.00am – 4.00pm
Dec 14: 8.00am – 2.00pm

Venue:
Leo Auto Services (Kia Motor Services)
201, Batu 4, Jalan Kelang Lama,
58000 Kuala Lumpur

* Each volunteer will receive a goodie bag
* Light refreshments will be provided for volunteers
* Lucky Draw to be held at the end of each Car Wash day

What’s Happening?

* Car wash (including vacuum) @ RM20 (Tickets can be bought prior to event)
* FREE 18 point inspection
* Labour WAIVED for engine oil & filter change

Here’s how to go there:

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Due to budget cuts, this is new policy

Due to budget cuts, this is new policy 

EFFECTIVE SEPTEMBER 1, 2008 

I. Dress Code: 

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. 

II. Sick Days: 
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 

III. Personal Days: 
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.   

IV. Bereavement Leave: 
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing  you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. 

  
V. Bathroom Breaks: 
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy. 
  

VI. Lunch Break: (Love this one) 

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. 

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. 

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. 

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. 

The Management 
Pass this on to all who are employed!  

Sea Food @ Kuala Selangor

This is the only vege we had ordered

This is crab cook with salted egg..

this is o-jian but when it taste like pancake for me

This must eat together with the crab.

This is bihun fried with la-la, too bad the la-la is too small until
can't find it..

This is Crab cook with cheese and the taste very nice.